In case this whole computer thing doesn’t work out…

… I have devised a back up plan. I can become a Dudeist Priest. 

Yes, you read that right! I can be ordained as a minister of The Church of the Latter-Day Dude. Granted, the laws may vary from county to county on whether any marriages I officiate would actually be legal but the potential to spend most days wearing a bathrobe really appeals to me.

From what is Dudeism trying to liberate us?Thinking that’s too uptight.
To what state of being is Dudeism trying to bring us: Just taking it easy, man.
By what means does Dudeism attempt do this? Abiding.

Rev. Dwayne Eutsey
Arch Dudeship

Yeah, I can buy into that.